Friday, November 09, 2007
Christmas Gift Suggestions, Part 1
With Christmas not all that far off and all of you early shoppers wondering what to get me, I thought that it might make sense to put some suggestions out there. Useful suggestions for keeping the zomby in your life happy.
Gift Idea #1
You really can’t go wrong with a vintage Mustang. Say, perhaps, a 69 Shelby GT500 Convertible once owned by Carroll hisself.
That would be a great start.
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A little out of my price range, last year at Barrett-Jackson, another Shelby owned car set records for auction price.
While that’s probably out of my price range, too, I might be able to swing a Goat. No, not that kind, this kind.
BTW, “swing[ing] a Goat” isn’t exactly the same thing as “swinging a dead cat”.
I thought I had better clear that up.
Yeah, I really don’t want to run into any animal cruelty issues around Christmas. Ruins the whole vibe, you know.
Damnit, I really thought you guys would come through for me on this one. I so need to become more popular.
Heheh.
Hey, there’s no need to go eat worms.
By the way, does it disturb anyone else that the National Institutes of Health has five different versions of “Think I’ll Go Eat Worms” on their official website? I mean, they’re probably low in carbohydrates and pretty lean, and all, but....
8-)
No Shelby, but I might still have one of those solid gold Ferraris lying around.