Tuesday, December 12, 2006
And he’s probably an unpatriotic vegetarian, too. I hereby denounce Esmay as the Neville Chamberlain of the blogosphere--the kind of man who would make accommodations with the sinister cow masses who have, until now, freely flatulated our planet into the nightmare of global warming.
Gaia does, indeed, weep. And hold her metaphorical nose, too. She might even petulantly say something like “Gross” or “Ewww” while looking mildly disgusted, crossing her arms, and drawing attention to her pert, perfectly formed Rocky Mountains, if you know what I mean.
Er, sorry. Down with cows and stuff like that.
Mmm, tasty cow.