A beer says you’re wrong.

You’re on, man. Good beer, too. We’re not talking PBR here…

"They let Sara Jessica Parker on TV, and she looks like a foot!”

(Peter from Family Guy)

I thought that they shot Sarah Jessica Parker on the track at the Kentucky derby after she broke both ankles.

Man, I hated that show. But the brunette girl was yummers.

A beer against your prediction as well.

If they cover Parker’s face and reveal her breasts, perhaps I’d go. I did like the episode on HBO when she did a fashion show. Sorry.

I predict that I will spend the one night this century that I have a babysitter in the theater helping Sex in the City become the top grossing movie of all time.

Which will irritate me greatly.

But I can drown my sorrows in beer.