Thursday, October 05, 2006
Artificial Breast Blow-Out (And It’s a Good Thing)
Offered without comment (but a good deal of juvenile giggling).
A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her huge breast implants - which acted as airbags to absorb the impact.
Elena Marinova, 24, from Sofia, was involved in a full frontal crash with another car in the northern city of Ruse.
Despite both cars being written off and the other driver being badly hurt Marinova escaped serious injury thanks to her breast implants, according to the local Standart newspaper.
A police expert explained that the 40DD silicone implants “absorbed the impact of the crash”.
He added: “They worked just like airbags - protecting the victim’s ribs and vital organs from damage.
“However they are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do.”
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Ahh, boobies. Is there anything they can’t do?
I predict that the U.S. Marines will not adopt this as part of standard combat body armor.
Okay, that’s just an odd thought.
I was more comfortable just praising the natural wonder of breasts, really. Even though Matt is just showing up to rub my nose in the fact that the Avs have lost their first two games 3-2 in overtime. He wasn’t really just praising the breasts.
Bastard.
My specialty, as you well know.
I have it on good authority that this story produces the same cringe reaction in women that the castration scene in The Valachi Papers produces in men.
Oh, that bad? I probably owe a few women a serious apology…
Actually I wasn’t trying to rub your nose in the Av’s sucktitude, but now that you mention it...