I’m disappointed his website doesn’t look like the one in he years-ago commercial he did for some Internet outfit or another. The best part was his chat room, “Shat Chat.”

I’ve. Made as many. Snarky. Comments. About William Shatner. As anyone.

But dang does he have his finger on the pulse of mediocrity*.  How many actors have starred in three very popular television series aimed at entirely different audiences?

Plus his bust is right next to Clint Eastwood’s in the Hall of Horrific Cover Singers.

There’s just no end to the man’s talent**.

* See?  Snarky.

** Well, sometimes there’s no beginning either....

"well, double dumbass on you”

A bit of looking around at April Winchell’s archives will turn up a few things.

I read one or two of his TekWar books, and found them surprisingly better than mediocre.

I recall hearing/reading (dim, distant past) that a euphemism for a men’s corset is a “Shatner”—rumor being that he wore one in the later days of ST-TOS. (A quick search for “shatner corset” brings up articles in which Shatner denies this rumor.)

I can’t believe nobody has said it yet....

KHAAAAAANNNN!!!!

And don’t forget his singing career ... Lucy. In the Sky. With Diamonds, anyone?

Here’s an apt Shatnerian moment.

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk.jpg

You poor, poor man. You’ve run out of stuff to post about. Resorting to Shatner. You have my pity.

Oh, sure, just completely discount the “dog co-ownership” post.

Wait a second…

Yeah, you might be right.