Tuesday, January 30, 2007
American Idol: The South Will Rise Again Edition
American Idol hits Alabama—with makes Andy all jealous. With his unique musical skills, it’s a sure bet that he missed his shot at fame by not being at the audition (along with the 11,000 actual contestants).
As for me, all the southern accents just made me all giddy. For some reason.
In the beginning: Erica Sky sucks. I mean, seriously, hubba hubba, but damn…
Somebody should have warned her. Repeatedly. With a big, pointy stick if necessary. Because Erica Sky sucks.
And then, who the hell let the four year old in the room? Katie Bernard has one of the strangest, smallest speaking voices I’ve ever heard. She apparently sidestepped puberty on the way to the audition. Her singing, while better, was hardly a treat. If I had a choice, I would have been practicing my “no” voice.
Seems nice enough, though.
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"Unique musical abilities?” What, I can fart in tune or something?
Doh, you said “skills” and not “abilities.”
That makes all the difference...or, well, not.
Where I from we spell innit, idnit.
Hey, it’s good to see you!
Which doesn’t really address your comment, but I just wanted you to know that I’d been missing you.
Been lurking.