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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

American Idol: The Nearly Minimalist Edition

Did I miss anything?

Chris Slight: A’ight, dawg. Nothing outstanding, though.

Gina: Ooo. Nice. Extra hubbas for her.

Sanjaya: Heheheh. Ahem. Hehehehehehheheheh. Snicker. Hehehehehehhehehehheheheheheh. Ouch.

Haley: Oh, please. Disney version of an insipid song.

Phil: Sting impersonator with crocheted headgear and gratuitous Longing Hobbit Glances. Not bad, though.

Melinda: Well, yeah, of course. The wardrobe was a little scary.

Blake: Good song. Lifeless take on it, though.

Jordin: Another mucked up wardrobe choice. Pretty good.

Chris R: Just shut up already.

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Thank you, David. Now I feel like I didn’t miss a thing.

on Mar 27 2007 @ 06:24 PM

I’m always here for you.

on Mar 27 2007 @ 06:40 PM

Missed it too ... except for the just shut up already last performance.  Judging by the 5 seconds each performance recap, I didn’t miss much.  Except for Gwen.

on Mar 28 2007 @ 07:43 AM

No, you really didn’t miss much. I was actually watching and thinking to myself, “What the hell is the point?”

I can’t help but wonder if Sanjaya isn’t American Idol’s very own shark to jump?

on Mar 28 2007 @ 08:22 AM
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