Tuesday, March 27, 2007
American Idol: The Nearly Minimalist Edition
Did I miss anything?
Chris Slight: A’ight, dawg. Nothing outstanding, though.
Gina: Ooo. Nice. Extra hubbas for her.
Sanjaya: Heheheh. Ahem. Hehehehehehheheheh. Snicker. Hehehehehehhehehehheheheheheh. Ouch.
Haley: Oh, please. Disney version of an insipid song.
Phil: Sting impersonator with crocheted headgear and gratuitous Longing Hobbit Glances. Not bad, though.
Melinda: Well, yeah, of course. The wardrobe was a little scary.
Blake: Good song. Lifeless take on it, though.
Jordin: Another mucked up wardrobe choice. Pretty good.
Chris R: Just shut up already.
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Thank you, David. Now I feel like I didn’t miss a thing.
I’m always here for you.
Missed it too ... except for the just shut up already last performance. Judging by the 5 seconds each performance recap, I didn’t miss much. Except for Gwen.
No, you really didn’t miss much. I was actually watching and thinking to myself, “What the hell is the point?”
I can’t help but wonder if Sanjaya isn’t American Idol’s very own shark to jump?