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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

American Idol: May 9 (The Cranky Edition)

I’m working and still suffering from my post-Paris (darn you, Walter, she isn’t a boy!) crankiness, so here’s my wrap-up of tonights Elvis-oriented special:

Boy it sucks when my favorite singer has gone. It’s like watching Ultra Special Really Good Karaoke. Sure, the singing is alright, but why the hell should I care? So, instead of these cats, do you know what I’m going to do? I’m switching over to the Avs game (a much tougher series for the Avs).

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Don’t you think it would have been super great if Paris and Taylor had sung Night Time is the Right Time?  I certainly do.

on May 09 2006 @ 07:16 PM

Uh, hello?

Two words: Katharine.  Big.  Boobies.

OK, fine, three words, but “big” kind of snuck up on me while typing.

on May 09 2006 @ 07:34 PM

A- That would actually have been a good song for those two.

B- Not that I have anything against big boobies, but it’s easier to find those than it is to find talented singers.

Just sayin’.

on May 09 2006 @ 07:37 PM

A- I know! I actually thought about trying to email them or something to suggest it, but then I remembered that there are real things to worry about in the world.  Shame on me.  Why do I love it so?

B- True dat, brotha.  True dat.  I have ginormous boobies and can’t carry a tune in a bag.

on May 09 2006 @ 08:23 PM

I have ginormous boobies and can’t carry a tune in a bag.

OK, that’s it - definitely need a mini-bash before she runs her boobies off to Canuckistan.

Get plannin’, Blogger Formerly Known As Zombyboy.

on May 09 2006 @ 08:48 PM

Minor correction: just make sure there’s no karaoke.

on May 09 2006 @ 08:49 PM

Awww, Andy.  You’re so predictable sweet!

on May 09 2006 @ 08:54 PM

B.F.K.A.Zombyboy, can you fix that comment to include the intended dramatic slash?

on May 09 2006 @ 08:56 PM

Yeah, everyone knows I hate karaoke, huh?

on May 09 2006 @ 09:02 PM

The Zomby strikes again.

Andy, Andy, Andy. Always the booze and boobies for Andy.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

on May 09 2006 @ 09:18 PM

awww, c’mon ... denying us your highly anticipated performance-by-performance reviews of these tepid performers, merely because the one you were hopelessly in the tank for is gone?  that’s not like you!  wink

on May 10 2006 @ 06:47 AM

I’m sure I’ll have forgiven them enough by next week.

And, anyway, it doesn’t look like the Avs will be in the playoffs much longer.

on May 10 2006 @ 09:16 AM

my former employer…

http://www.triosenoteca.com

They serve Guinness and let you smoke.

on May 10 2006 @ 11:31 AM

Oooo. Cigar bar. They’ll keep letting people smoke forever.

Nice.

on May 10 2006 @ 04:52 PM

Nice, indeed.

The word of the day is EXEMPT.

on May 10 2006 @ 05:28 PM
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