Okay, it’s no news to anyone with half an ear toward the recent escapades of the former pop star, but Britney Spears is crackers. She’s completely lost her mind.

Proof:

The bald beauty is eager to work with ridiculed reality star Sanjaya Malakar, Star magazine reported.

The mag quoted Brit as believing that the two would make “beautiful” music together.

I mean, we all knew something was wrong in her itty-bitty brain, but now we know it’s serious.

I hope she gets the help she needs before she does something she’ll regret. Like make an album of 80’s cover songs featuring duets with Sanjaya and William Hung.

None of which explains how I could feel so luke warm about the idea of Sam Raimi directing The Hobbit. I love Raimi. The Hobbit was my favorite book of the bunch. Why am I not thrilled by this?

Maybe it’s because it’s such a long shot or maybe I don’t think he can pull it off. I really can’t figure it out.