Wednesday, April 11, 2007

American Idol: The Sanjaya Crisis Continues

Oh, man, if the group singing moment is any indicator, this night will be at least as bad as last night. Teaming Haley and Sanjaya for an uncomfortable, flaccid few seconds of singing must have been someone’s idea of a joke.

America’s favorite karaoke contest just lost a few ounces of whatever credibility it had left.

Hot Girl Vote Aside: Does anyone else find Haley’s protestations of innocence funny as hell? I mean, her ingenious nearly nekkid strategy for success isn’t exactly a state secret.

Who is lowest for the week?

Phil (again), Haley (appropriately), and Chris R (which, damnit, is probably the right answer--Sanjaya was better than the Q-Tip head). Sanjaya should have been in there on general principle, of course, but I don’t have much to complain about in the choice of these three.

Another Hot Girl Aside: Dorkafork asks if I’m going to review Olivia Mojica’s upcoming blockbuster sex video as part of my annual American Idol coverage. I would say that I’m sort of obligated, wouldn’t you? It’s the kind of public service that I’m willing to do for the readers of RSong. I’m just that kind of guy.

Shockingly, the ingenious nearly nekkid strategy for success fails and Haley heads home and Andy mourns.


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