Is it just me or does the new movie version of Horton Hears a Who look like total and utter crap? Like the kind of movie that, if you were offered the choice between a free ticket and a stick in the eye, you might choose irreversible blindness? And Jim Carey’s incredibly uncomfortable presence in the office--wearing half an elephant costume, tapping his giant elephant foot like a meth addict, and desperately wishing that the camera would go hover somewhere else--just intensified the feeling that this Dr. Seuss adaptation was going to be hideous.

Poor bastards.

Syesha is in the bottom three. Which is entirely fair.

I hate Cake.

Kristy Lee Cook is in the bottom three, too. Which is also fair. I feel a little bad for her--it’s a total sympathy for the cute blond thing--but she would have been better served by doing something less cartoon country. Poor kid.

And, lastly, David Hernandez is in the bottom three, too. America did pretty well choosing the bottom three this week. David Archuletta wasn’t in danger, otherwise he would have been a fine addition to this group, and Ramiela could easily have been down there, too.

Still, no complaints.

With Hernandez going home, you have to think that Paula will be aggressively pursuing a new lap dancer to fulfill her naughtier needs. I wonder how much his past as a stripper effected the vote? It’s hard to say since his performance truly was one of the worst of last night.

Update: Comment from Matt kindly linked by SamaBlog. Poor Cake.