I had a late start and I’m not sure what I missed.

Blake: Sounded good except for the beatbox (which is becoming irritating. Might be time to retire the gimmick.

Lakisha: Started well, her timing sounded a little off, and some serious pitch problems. Not good.

Jordin: The most perfect version of this song ("To Love Somebody") still belongs to Slobberbone. Jordin was decent, but not particularly good. Whateverish.

Melinda: Apparently I missed her first performance. The g-phrase disagrees, but I thought her take on “How Can You Mend a Broken Heart” was peculiarly weak through the first half and overdone the second. Jesus, can’t anyone just sing the damned song?

Blake: Okay, that was different. Not in a good way, though.

Lakisha: Damn. I hope someone set the snooze alarm…

Jordin: That sucked. That just really sucked.

None of which changes the fact that Tom Sizemore is an idiot. And so is Andrew Sullivan If it weren’t short answer day I would answer his question at length. In short, though: God, what a stupid question.