Let’s make this short, shall we?

Queen - Freddie Mercury = Something < Queen

Bucky the Redneck makes "Fat Bottom Girls" into a country tune. Yeah, whatever.

Ace grabs "We Will Rock You" by the balls and castrates the thing. Poor, pathetic attempt to play at being a rock star by the least rock-worthy Idol contestant remaining.

But he just knew that he rocked and he just knew that he was cool.

Idiot.

Kellie the Brain Dead tackles “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Energetic and much harder rocking than anything Ace could pull off. I still didn’t like it, but it wasn’t so bad.

Chris sings “Innuendo.” Yeah, this song sucks and I don’t like pre-fab rock boy all that much, either.

Katherine the Bland sings “Who Wants to Live Forever"--a great song from the wonderful movie Highlander--and it isn’t what I would call good. She killed it, damnit. She killed it. And not in a good way.

The G-Phrase notes that she wasn’t dressed well, either.

Paula continues to suffer a brain deficit.

Elliott makes “Somebody to Love” into a strange show tune. That was sort of odd.

Taylor, with “Crazy Little Thing Called Love”, has a chance to redeem himself. The song and the arrangement were good, but the performance was a little forced, but still fun.

Paris sings “The Show Must Go On” and does extremely well. Even the band recognized that “she’s damned good.” The amazing thing is that, for the most part, even outside of her own comfort zone she does exceedingly well. The G-Phrase loves her almost as much as I do.