Wednesday, September 17, 2008
A Good Day for Saggy Pants
Man, I just love that title. It’s fun to say. I mean, it’s not so fun to read, but it’s fun to say out loud. “A Good Day for Saggy Pants.” Sounds like a kiddie book advocating for potty training. Or something.
Anyway, dig this:
Sagging is stupid. It’s an idiotic style and people sporting it tend to look dumber than your average 9/11 truther. Okay, maybe not quite that stupid, but playing the same game. Stupid style isn’t a crime, though--a fact which millions of ankle-warmer wearing women in the 80’s are exceptionally thankful for not to mention the mulleted hordes with a Joe Dirt-esque fashion sense.
Hopefully the law will be repealed. Not, admittedly, on grounds of good taste, but because cops shouldn’t be consigned to the role chasing down the aesthetically inept.
If we decide that I’m wrong, though, can we go after the velvet Elvii next?
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