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Friday, May 02, 2008I Find Myself Wondering, Pt. 1 of Billions. And Billions.When, precisely, did America lose its sense of humor? Because at times like these, we could all use a good laugh, and I know I’m not the guy to deliver the goods. Thursday, May 01, 2008Good Lord…I think it might make more sense if we had some examples.
Whatever it is, it doesn’t sound like fun party music, does it? Wednesday, April 23, 2008Thursday, April 10, 2008Little Things Make Me Laugh.And, no, that’s not what she said.
Anyway, a friend just sent me an email that cracked me up. I can’t attribute the thoughts to anyone in particular, but thought y’all might enjoy it, anyway.
Now, stop giggling and go back to work. Thursday, April 03, 2008Poor Obama: Carter Flirts with EndorsementIt looks like Jimmy “The Most Useful Idiot” Carter has thrown his sham of a Nobel Peace Prize and unique legacy into support for Obama’s presidential bid. Damn. now I almost feel sorry for Obama. I wonder if this was some convoluted strategy to win the sympathy vote? Thursday, March 20, 2008Sure, God is Great. But You’re a Bit of a Jerk.Jonah Goldberg posted a story that I think is great stuff. Read the whole thing (it’s short), but here’s the punchline:
Or, at least, that’s the bit where I start smiling, but I’m not known for my social grace. Update: Hazel says, “Shouldn’t be a jerk where the gods can see you, buddy.” Which fits the theme rather nicely, don’t you think? Tuesday, March 18, 2008Four Grand Und She Spitzers? Fer That Money She Should ‘av ZwallowedA friend forwarded a link to an 80’s band--the Original Vandals--and a song that fits the Spitzer situation beautifully. Make sure it’s playing the “Wages of Sin.” How perfect is that? PS- The title is my buddy’s fault. I just couldn’t help myself. Thursday, March 13, 2008Fight for Your Right to FornicateI would sign on for this revolution, but I don’t think darling girl would appreciate the cause. And, yeah,
Shawn pretty much nails my every thought on the issue of expecting wives to celebrate the rampant infidelities of their true loves, the legalization of prostitution, and Phil Weiss’ article defending Spitzer. Nice one, Shawn. Tomorrow I’m going to post my last post about the Spitzer affair, although, probably, not my last about prostitution or politicians stupid enough to violate Zombyboy’s Rules for the Elect, #1. Monday, February 18, 2008How White am I?Let me tell you how white I am. I browsed this blog while drinking tea (Numi Aged Earl Grey--certified organic--purchased last week at Whole Foods) and listening to the Gutter Twins new album, Saturnalia, while thinking about taking Girl to Bump & Grind for breakfast on Saturday to celebrate and hear about her interview for a GT position at her school. And, of course, I was typing it up on my big ol’ dual processor G5. Wow. I feel so pallid. Thanks, Winds of Change! Thursday, February 14, 2008Good Lord, That’s NiftyThis may not be the coolest thing ever in the ‘sphere, but it must be close.
Read and marvel at the wonder of the thing. Big thanks to Christopher Orlet for pointing this out. And then, to wash it down, Shawn’s suggested reading for yesterday: Be My Political Valentine. You’ve captured a supermajority of my heart! Then, when you’re done laughing and stuff, go here for the big come down. Someone put on the breaks; we’re heading for a cliff. Wednesday, January 30, 2008Office WisdomOverheard at the office today during a discussion about the remaining presidential candidates:
Heheh. There is something attractive about that idea… Monday, January 07, 2008The New and Improved Hehndeed, Pt. 2Drunken history rocks almost as much as this video did on my iPhone. YouTube never looked better than it does on the iPhone. Just sayin’. The New and Improved HehndeedThis is, indeed, the person that your mother was warning you about. (Click and click again. But be careful: your eyes will never be the same.) I would like to second the wisdom of mom. Sunday, December 02, 2007Apolitical Sunday: Okay, Maybe a Little PoliticalThe NY Times is wrong, of course. Kucinich is the real women’s candidate. Just sayin’. Seen at Protein Wisdom. Friday, November 30, 2007“Without Writers Guild Members, we would have bad jokes, crap movies…”Okay, it really isn’t the most important issue of the day, but watching the daily news about the Writers Guild strike is almost as much fun as the video from an ill-advised Britney Spears music awards performance. Just sayin’.
Anyway, Shawn captures what must be one of the funniest things spoken by a celebrity during the strike.
The funniest bit, though? This:
Read the rest because, let’s be honest, there aren’t too many funny stories in the news today that go from the phenomenally cute Kristin Davis to a socialist selling copies of 1917: Journal of the International Bolshevik Tendency.
Full disclosure: hidden in the mix is a link to RSong. Thanks, Shawn!
Thursday, November 29, 2007Kids These Days are Losers. So There.Wheels offers up an antidote to the competitive text messaging post from yesterday--old guy supporters everywhere dance a little dance of victory. Friday, November 16, 2007Industrial Strength Stupidity PunisherOkay, some people need to learn the subtleties of the term, “right tool for the job.” Or, maybe they just need to learn the term and start applying it in their own lives.
The most surprising part of this story (to my cynical eyes) was that the man was not intoxicated. That would have explained quite a bit. Sunday, November 11, 2007This One Should Make Everyone HappyI’m Afraid it Might Stunt My ManlinessWednesday, November 07, 2007The VRWC Isn’t Going to Like This At All…I’ll be mocked by the Freeperazi wherever I go. I probably won’t get the Pat Robertson endorsement. I might have to turn in my decoder ring.
Damn the luck… H/T to Rob whose inner European is also much cooler than mine. Bastard. |
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