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January 04, 2005

Attacked by the Undead

Via Drudge we see a Beeb headline that reads: Tribe shoots arrows at aid flight. Apparently, there were worries that Andaman and Nicobar Island tribes had been destroyed by the tsunami and an aid helicopter was dispatched to drop food and water for any potential survivors.

Luckily, authorities and experts are around to give us a little insight on the event:

There were fears that the endangered tribal groups had been wiped out when massive waves struck their islands.

But the authorities say the attack is a sign that they have survived.

Masters of the obvious, those experts, aren't they?

Read the story.

Posted by zombyboy at January 4, 2005 10:31 AM

Comments

Well, hey, let's not be hasty. Those could be automated air defense systems, you know.

Posted by: Nathan at January 4, 2005 12:10 PM

Those CIA Genocide Squads are especially wily. After they wipe out their targets, they wait around and do stuff like that so people won't know anyone's been exterminated.

And of course those "aid workers" were told where and when to fly over the squad hidden in the trees so the display would have its desired effect.

How naive you wingnuts are.

Posted by: TrollMcGehee at January 4, 2005 02:06 PM

I am astounded by the deductive reasoning displayed. SO glad for experts to figure this stuff out ... my brain hurts.

Posted by: Randy at January 4, 2005 06:51 PM

Well of course they're CIA. Real tribes are completely peaceful and at one with nature and would only shoot an arrow at a deer after singing a native song tearfully begging Mother Earth for forgiveness.

Posted by: trollafork at January 5, 2005 08:29 PM