"What I really wanted to call about was these idiots who talk on their cellphones while driving. I mean, damn -- they're gonna kill somebody one of these days!"

Have you ever seen a grown man nekkid, Billy?

Seriously, I love your show! :: fangrrl ::

Margi, your hubby is a very lucky man.

I want to know if our host is going to weigh in on the unfolding "Parade of Lights" drama in Denver.

Patrick - you'll find my response to your comments over at my site. Enjoy.

Knowing what I know now, I fully support Hickenlooper's decision to replace the sign, even though he backed down. Putting up "Happy Holidays" is a lot cheaper than a sign for every religion that wants one - and if you're putting up one, I think you need to put all of them that ask.

As for the DDP, I think their decision is the easiest and simplest one (see the above for the same reasons). Judging from what I've read of attendance at the event, the nationwide griping from the religious right is "much ado about nothing."

Are we talking hot female Gladiators like from American Gladiators? Then yeah, I'm all over that.

Andy, I have seen your response and I have responded accordingly. Nothing worse than a militant atheist. Arguing about meaninglessness. What could be more depressing?

Nothing worse than a militant atheist.

You obviously haven't experienced much in life then.

It's a manner of speaking, don't be a boob.

Sorry, 'tis in m'genes!

Besides, what was I to think? After all, words have meaning. Unless, of course, you're an atheist.

O.K. back to the original here (although I confess that an argument between Andy and Patrick would be truly incredible to behold...)

Yes, I love movies with gladiators in them. Well, on the condition that the story line is, ummm, interesting. But I really prefer movies with Zomby's in them.....

P.S. Patrick and Andy as gladiators, figuratively speaking?

Hello? Am I on the air?

O.K. good. While I confess that the display of rhetoric between Patrick and Andy would be gladiator-ish (is that a word?) and I would, in fact, delight in such a display, I will attempt to return to the subject at hand.

Yes, I like movies with gladiators in them. But much prefer movies with Zomby's....

Niiiiiccce.

(Slamming down phone and feeling a bit like an idiot on the air....)

Yeah, the server is running awfully slow, isn't it? I'll see if I can get the hamsters to get their little hamster wheels to go any faster...

P.S. Patrick and Andy as gladiators, figuratively speaking?

I look smashing in a loin cloth. Just ask Zomby.

Oops, was that supposed to be a secret, Zboy?

While I am sure that the previous caller would be a fine example in a loin cloth, I confess to be far more interested in the, uhhh, fight. Two, well-matched fighters make for a a very interesting and compelling spectacle.