resurrectionsong

November 28, 2004

Caller...

...you're on the air...

Posted by zombyboy at November 28, 2004 12:09 PM

Comments

"Uh, uh, hello. I'm waiting to speak to zombyboy."

3 million people across the nation cringe and mutter, "You ARE speaking to zombyboy, dumbs***. That's why he said you're on the air." Then many of us immediately feel bad and hope that God will forgive us our trespass.

Posted by: Remy Logan at November 28, 2004 03:47 PM

Hello Hello, am I on the air the air?

Please turn your radio off sir.

Posted by: Trench at November 28, 2004 04:09 PM

Long time listener, first time caller.

Posted by: Craig at November 28, 2004 07:57 PM

"Do you have Prince Albert in the can?"

Posted by: McGehee at November 29, 2004 05:52 AM

It's you right wing fanatics that are driving the world down the toilet. You MF'er are the scum of ....

Click.

Posted by: Shad0runr at November 29, 2004 03:57 PM

Hi. Sorry to be so late, but I have a question for the Z and I'll take my answer off the air.

How is one supposed to find another when in the same town and one doesn't have the other's full name or address?

Thank you and I'll hang-up now....

Posted by: Rae at November 30, 2004 12:36 PM

hello, is this Abo's Pizza? I'd like a......

Posted by: Darren at November 30, 2004 01:30 PM

Z, I'll make this quick and then hang up because I can hear the black helicopters coming. Karl Rove is Osama Bin Laden. I'm out.

Posted by: OpinionEngine at December 1, 2004 09:35 AM