resurrectionsong

October 12, 2004

Wow.

Not only can the Kerry-Edwards ticket heal the lame with Jesus-like ability, Kerry also has the capability to "navigate the swirly mists of time."

Keep that in mind when you cast your vote in a few weeks, pal.

Posted by zombyboy at October 12, 2004 09:39 PM

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Shame on you Zombyboy for linking to an article that is so obviously false. Kerry didn't even mention Vietnam until the last question. You are definitely losing your credibility. I hope you will try harder in the future.

Posted by: Remy Logan at October 12, 2004 09:56 PM

Beautiful!

Posted by: zombyboy at October 12, 2004 09:59 PM

Guess we can't just kinda drop Kerry off somewhere and just well, leave him in his time travels...maybe in another century?

Posted by: sidekick at October 13, 2004 02:32 AM

We've tried that, SK. He always eventually manages to find his way back. Or at least, one of his many iterations in the timestream always turns up.

You do know, don't you, that every time you make a decision, an alternate timeline branches off in which you made that decision differently?

Doesn't that explain Kerry perfectly?

Posted by: McGehee at October 13, 2004 08:03 AM