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September 29, 2004

Now You See That Evil Will Always Triumph...

Alternately: I See Your Schwartz is as Big as Mine...
...but do you know how to use it?

For fans of Dark Hemlet [Hemlet?! Just how tired am I? - zb], Colonel Sanderz, and Yoghurt, this is wonderful news. In fact, for a while I considered subtitling the site "Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all?"

How freakin' cool is that? Either way, Jerry gets credit for this one that he spotted on slashdot.

Posted by zombyboy at September 29, 2004 12:56 PM

Comments

Rock on!

One of my all time spoof favorites.

"I'm a mog, half man half dog, I'm my own best friend."

"Check please"

Posted by: Shad0runr at September 29, 2004 01:35 PM

We're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

Posted by: Craig at September 29, 2004 01:56 PM

"She's gone from suck to blow!"

I could do this all damn day! I've been giggling ever since I read about it this morining.

Posted by: Jerry at September 29, 2004 02:02 PM

"Theve gone to plaid."

"Snotty beamed my twice last night."

"This is an unlisted wall."

Given enough time, we can cut and paste the entire script together from the comments, or we could use them to create a memo casting doubt about Bush's National Gaurd service.

Posted by: Shad0runr at September 29, 2004 02:31 PM

No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls.

Posted by: Craig at September 29, 2004 03:20 PM

Comb the desert!

Posted by: Trench` at September 29, 2004 04:09 PM

We ain't found $hit!

Posted by: Shad0runr at September 29, 2004 04:42 PM

The code is 1...2...3...4...5.

Posted by: dorkafork at September 29, 2004 07:57 PM

"God this ship is full of assholes!!!"

Posted by: Darren at September 29, 2004 10:29 PM

Didn't this film put "I (heart) Uranus" on the map? As soon as this film came out, I don't think a day went by when I didn't hear this in the hallways and always from a boy....

Posted by: Rae at September 30, 2004 07:36 AM

Now you see that women will always triumph because boys are dorks.

Posted by: zombyboy at September 30, 2004 08:08 AM

You know, when the junior high boys are making my lovely E nuts, I remind her to be kind (and usually ask her how she would feel if some female were mean to her brother, if she had one) and nice because they simply can't help being such dorks and will remain so for quite some time, so usually a plea for patience accompanies the admonishment to pleasantries, as well. A sincerely kind female during a young man's junior high days can make all the difference in his grown-up world. (And I believe the opposite to be just as true).

Posted by: Rae at September 30, 2004 08:16 AM

P.S. I miss John Candy.... :(

Posted by: Rae at September 30, 2004 08:17 AM

Actually the more I think about this it's a bad idea. When the original movie was made the country wasn't so damned sensitive. Now with all the PC run amok I'm predicting the movie won't be half as funny.

Posted by: Trench at September 30, 2004 06:42 PM

Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Women and Mogs first!

Posted by: Ooter at November 8, 2004 12:45 PM

*snicker*

Posted by: zombyboy at November 8, 2004 12:50 PM