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August 30, 2004

Pop Quiz

Okay, class, today's quiz is about the Ten Commandments. In light of what former President Clinton said about the current administration, can anyone list (with examples) how many of the Ten Commandments were broken by Clinton during his administration?

Remember to stay on task. This quiz concerns only Clinton--not Kerry, not Bush, and not Ken Starr.

You have thirty minutes. Bonus points awarded for listing the broken commandments in ZombyKu format.

(ZombyKu finalists will be announced this evening, for those who are hopeful of winning Free Stuff.)

Posted by zombyboy at August 30, 2004 01:00 PM

Comments

It's much easier
To list all the Commandments
That Bill did not break.

Posted by: McGehee at August 30, 2004 01:22 PM

Adultery, lies.
(id est, bearing false witness)
Thou shalt not? Thou shalt!

Posted by: Craig at August 30, 2004 02:05 PM

I am constantly amazed by your powers of Ku. (That goes for both of you.)

Posted by: zombyboy at August 30, 2004 02:07 PM

1. you shall have no other gods before me.

I am god, said Bill
The one above comes second
to me I am best

2. You shall not make for yourself an idol

I bow before them
Martyrs of socialism
Power of the group

3. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the LORD your God
and
7. You shall not commit adultery

Oh God, Monica
On your dress is now a stain
Get up and wipe off

4. Remember the sabbath day, and keep it holy

Sunday is the day
When I know who really works
I am there as well

5. Honor your father and your mother

No idea.

6. You shall not murder

Tin foil hats are on
Vincent Foster is dead, Bill
I know, I did it

7. You shall not commit adultery

see above.

8. You shall not steal

From the rich I steal
To the poor, I give to them
Screw both is the ends

9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor

You have confused me
By what do you mean "is" is?
No, that was not me

10. You shall not covet your neighbor's house . . .

Have you seen my wife?
No doubt I look at others
Get me out of here

I did my best.

Posted by: Shad0runr at August 30, 2004 02:17 PM

I'm out.

Posted by: Craig at August 30, 2004 02:30 PM

I would cast my vote
For Shad0runr, Poet
Extraordinaire.

{/got nuthin'}

Posted by: Drumwaster at August 30, 2004 03:05 PM