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August 19, 2004

Honestly, I Just Don't Care (Jerry)

Apparently, Tara Reid went and bought herself a new pair of boobs. You know what? I don't care. That chick has been in The Bank™ for years and I see no reason for that to change. Fake boobs or not, she's still hot.

I'm just sayin'...

Posted by stumpjumper at August 19, 2004 10:19 AM

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No way, man. Fake is Bad--and her fake are reallybad.

I realize that my, ummm, preferences run in another direction, but even if that weren't the case, she got a bad boob job.

Bad bad bad.

Posted by: zombyboy at August 19, 2004 10:23 AM

You've met my wife-to-be, so your preferences and mine aren't really counter, are they?

Posted by: Jerry at August 19, 2004 10:26 AM

Nope--I think your taste just runs a wider range than mine, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: zombyboy at August 19, 2004 10:37 AM

Keeping in mind, of course, that you are the only person I know who watches the American Pie movies and thinks that Alyson Hannigan is The Hot Chick...

Posted by: Jerry at August 19, 2004 11:45 AM

What? You mean she isn't?

I'm fairly certain she wants me. She just hasn't gotten around to telling me.

Posted by: zombyboy at August 19, 2004 12:08 PM

She apparently hasn't told her husband that, either.

Posted by: Jerry at August 19, 2004 12:14 PM

We know the reality...

Posted by: zombyboy at August 19, 2004 01:29 PM

And that, my friend takes us full-circle. For in The Bank[TM], there is no such thing as a bad boob job!

Posted by: Jerry at August 19, 2004 01:34 PM

I have to break this tie in J's favor, unless of course it's a faulty, leaking enhancement.

Posted by: OpinionEngine at August 20, 2004 10:11 AM