MPH 55/04: Kerry Supporter Runs Old Lady Off the Road (OpinionEngine)

Yesterday, on a peaceful Colorado suburb street, I witnessed an agressive driving Kerry Supporter that tailgated an old lady, eventually forcing the elderly lady to pull over to the curb so that the Kerry Supporter could speed by, over the speed limit I might add. Like Michael Moore and Jadakiss, I'm not offering any solutions as to how the Kerry Supporter may have handled this situation better, but merely making the observation and asking the questions. Why was she driving a gas-only vehicle fueled by Saudi oil, and not a hybrid car? Why was she allowed to violate so many laws and leave the quiet suburb without being apprehended and questioned? Was she somehow connected to the Saudi Royal Family and granted special driving privileges so that she could keep purchasing gasoline?

I believe there's more to this isolated incident and I'm convinced of a greater conspiracy. Today, I started filming a new documentary, MPH 55/04, focused on the reckless driving habits of Kerry supporters and the direct connection to oil imported from Saudi Arabia. Please send in your raw footage or lists of suspected Kerry-Saudi gas users that I may follow and harass as they fill up their tanks and look for old ladies to push off the road.