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May 13, 2004

What is Playboy Thinking?

The only good reason to run a "Women of Home Depot" shoot for Playboy is to attract the mullet market. And, let's be honest, those guys already have subscriptions.

I'm just sayin'...

Posted by zombyboy at May 13, 2004 02:21 PM | TrackBack

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Back when I was single, my sister and I were having discussions on the best place to meet men.

We brought up, then immediately dismissed, the whole Home Depot thing.

For the very same reasons. Mwheh!

Thank you for the chuckle, honeybun.

Posted by: Emma at May 13, 2004 03:19 PM

Heheh. My pleasure.

Posted by: zombyboy at May 13, 2004 03:21 PM

"Mullet market" at Home Depot?

Maybe down at the contractors' end, but most of the clientele at the HD's I've ever been in have been homeowners. Like me.

And you may rest assured I do not have a mullet. Not even before I shaved it all off have I ever had a mullet.

Nor an exposed butt crack. At least, not at Home Depot -- but let's not go into that okay?

Posted by: McGehee at May 13, 2004 09:02 PM

Oh, man, I have seen some scary people at Home Depot--and I spent a lot of quality time shopping there a little while back. I think it's a great store, but it's hell to get through, the people are rude, and I have no patience whatsoever.

It's kind of like Costco, only with lumber and power tools.

As for the last part of your comment: please, God, strike that image from my mind. Please?

Posted by: zombyboy at May 13, 2004 09:13 PM

'mullet market' -- come on. I'm at Home Depot almost every day I have off. The women there are wonderful. They're also about 50 or so years old.

By the way. The front yard looks good and I'm finishing the back.

rjk

Posted by: kestrel at May 13, 2004 10:04 PM

Wow. Who knew there'd be such a Pro-Home Depot backlash? Aheh.

The best thing I can say about Home Depot? I like it better than Lowe's.

Posted by: Emma at May 14, 2004 01:28 AM

Well, I've had reason to be in a lot of HD stores in and around Atlanta, and I can attest to the fact that different stores will give different impressions.

Maybe the mullet thing is a Denver-area phenomenon.

Posted by: McGehee at May 14, 2004 06:21 AM

well I would like to say that i am a home depot hottie in CA and there are a lot more between 19 and 25 and i also did send my pic in wish me luck

Posted by: sarah at June 16, 2004 07:38 PM

Don't know where you've been shopping - could be all the women in your area look like they should be in construction. I can personally attest that I have seen some damn fine women in Home Depot - not all of them of course, but more than just one or two. Believe it or not - not all good looking women work in strip clubs or have the IQ of a 2X4 - some of them even know a thing or two ABOUT 2X4s.

Find another area of the country and then shop @ HD

Posted by: nosnowfall at July 30, 2004 12:12 PM