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March 30, 2004

The Lists of Nathan

Since Nathan, of Brain Fertilizer fame, has ceased to blog, I thought it would be nice to give him a forum from which he could share his answer to the lists (and a few lists of his own).

Top Fifteen Albums
1. Queen, Jazz
2. Bryan Adams, Reckless
3. Styx, Grand Illusion
4. Night Ranger, Seven Wishes
5. Wishbone Ash, Nouveau Calls
6.  Metallica, Ride the Lightning
7.  Alannah Myles, Alannah Myles
8.  Dokken, Under Lock and Key
9.  Ozzy Osbourne, Bark at the Moon
10. Alice in Chains, Facelift
11. Asia, Asia
12. Survivor, Vital Signs
13. Foreigner, Double Vision
14. Yngwie J. Malmsteen, Rising Force
15. Triumph, Thunder Seven

Be sure to read the extended entry for more of his Top Ten lists. But before you go there, read what he wrote about these lists in general (after an email exchange in which I said there were areas that I would agree and areas where I would wildly disagree).


To me, the biggest problem with just mere lists is that I always want to explain why something made the list.  I'm a little curious, too, at the nature of your disagreement.  Do you absolutely dislike some of my choices, or merely think there are better choices?

I mean, I guess I can see why someone might not consider "7 Wishes" to be a top-ten album.  I just like the album because it is great for inspiring me to play guitar, I enjoy listening to the songs and guitar soloes, and it has associations with high school for me.  I'm sure the association angle is what makes the difference for lots of people with their personal lists.

And I guess I look at things differently than other people.  If anyone included any Ozzy on their list at all, it would probably be something with Randy Rhoads playing guitar, or perhaps from Black Sabbath.  Not me.  I'm sometimes unconventional, and many of the things I absolutely *love* most people don't even notice, much less like.  Conversely, I read Eric Olsen's article on the top ten bands, and while I can't really argue with his choices, I don't like a single band he names.

Yep, I really don't like Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Grateful Dead, *or* U2.  I can't think of a song by U2 that I won't turn off when it comes on the radio, and the only other band that's true for is REM.
Which makes me fairly weird for my generation, I know.  I can't help it.


I actually liked Eric Olsen's list, too, although I would probably only have chosen a few of the same things that he did (Beatles and U2, for instance). At the same time, I am surprised that he didn't choose a few others (Nirvana and David Bowie, for instance). Ultimately, these lists are so completely subjective that it would be unlikely to get the same lists out of the same authors once a few months have gone past.

What I was saying was quite simply that some of Nathan's choices wouldn't even come close to my All-Time Top Whatever Lists. While Joe Versus the Volcano actually came quite close, I would never think to put Beastmaster on my list because I actually thought it was a bad movie (sorry, Nathan--I'd love to hear why you liked it as much as you did).

On Nathan's albums list, I see a huge difference in the style of music that we like, too. While I like the Alice in Chains and the Metallica choices, almost none of the rest crosses over into the music that I absolutely love. Things like Yngwie J. Malmsteen I simply don't like all that much, and then titles like Asia's Asia are things that I enjoyed at the time but wouldn't put on a "best" list.

That isn't to say that I think Nathan is wrong, though. These lists represent his taste and his preferences--and none of it rises to the level of Offense to Art that I would find mock-worthy.

I've heard it said that you can't tell someone that their taste in art is bad. The assumption is that all art is somehow equally good because someone somewhere likes it. I don't think that's true.

Velvet Elvis paintings are not good art. N'Sync is not good music. There are times when taste goes awry, where discretion goes out the window, and where a person likes something that is truly not good. Given that, I don't think it's unacceptable to say that a painting, a book, a movie, or a song is bad.

But it's important to not confuse a lack of appreciation on my part with a lack of talent on the artist's. That is, I may not like jazz on the whole, but I understand the art enough to know that something isn't necessarily "bad" if I don't like it. The same goes for Jackson Pollack paintings and Willie Nelson records.

Still, the velvet Elvis genre of paintings is fair game, as are boy bands and movies like Titanic. Taste and an overly polite society be damned, bad is still bad.

Top Ten All-Time Movies
1.  This is Spinal Tap
2.  Groundhog Day
3.  Office Space
4.  The Magnificent Seven
5.  The Life of Brian
6.  Rio Lobo (John Wayne)
7.  Joe Versus the Volcano
8.  Singles
9.  Best Years of Our Lives
10. Top Secret

Top Ten Movies (Sub-category: SF/F)
1.  Empire Strikes Back
2.  Star Wars
3.  Beastmaster
4.  Monty Python and the Holy Grail
5.  Princess Bride
6.  Mystery Men
7.  Dragonslayer
8.  Hawke the Slayer
9.  Aliens
10. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Top Ten Authors
1.  C. J. Cherryh
2.  Terry Pratchett
3.  Steven Brust
4.  Lois McMasters Bujold
5.  Larry Niven
6.  Barbara Hambly
7.  Stephen R. Donaldson
8.  Robert A. Heinlein
9.  Lawrence Block
10. Donald Hamilton (Matt Helm)

Top Ten Books
1.  Tunnel in the Sky, Robert A. Heinlein
2.  The Last Coin, James P. Blaylock
3.  The Night Watch, Terry Pratchett
4.  Lucifer’s Hammer, Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle
5.  The Chronicles of Amber, Roger Zelazny
6.  War for the Oaks, Emma Bull
7.  Jhereg, Steven Brust
8.  Replay, Ken Grimwood
9.  Jumper, Steven Gould
10. Inferno, Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle

Top Ten Songs
1.  Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress, The Hollies
2.  I Put A Spell On You, Credence Clearwater Revival
3.  Green-Eyed Lady, Sugarloaf
4.  Queen of Spades, Styx
5.  Sweet Home Alabama, Lynyrd Skynyrd
6.  Dust in the Wind, Kansas
7.  Stone in Love, Journey
8.  Barracuda, Heart
9.  Black Velvet, Alannah Myles
10. Wanted Dead or Alive, Journey

Top Ten Chinese Singers
1.  Li Yijun
2.  Wan Fang
3.  Na Ying
4.  Wu Bai
5.  Wan Fang
6.  Lin Xiaopei
7.  Fan Xiaoxuan
8.  Zhou Huajian
9.  Xu Meijing
10. Qi Qin

Posted by zombyboy at March 30, 2004 02:44 PM | TrackBack
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and none of it rises to the level of Offense to Art that I would find mock-worthy.

Whew! That was the main aspect I was curious about.
Because, y'know, I was really worried you'd mock me for considering Fan Xiaoxuan to be a good singer.

Oh, and the reason Beastmaster (and Hawke the Slayer) are on the list is because they are bad. They are some of the best bad movies I've ever seen. Maybe they didn't intend to be bad, but they are. But still, they aren't bad in the way that Titanic stunk, or even Gigli. Still, to a 14-year-old who was heavily into Dungeons and Dragons, two mindless fantasy movies with acceptable plots but horrible special effects and even worse acting can still have a profound effect on the imagination.

The reason for my album choices is simply this: in my opinion, they are the best (most musical, most accessible, and most listenable) albums by a band that made me want to play guitar. And my high school days were smack in the middle of the New Wave Synthesizer Band MTV explosion. I hated it, and moved deeper and deeper into heavier and heavier guitar-based music. In fact, I was so much into distorted metal guitar by my senior year that I had to get nearly a decade of perspective before I could even enjoy Bryan Adam's Reckless.

Maybe the one thing you can tell about me from my lists: I am deeply into my interests. I like SF/F, so the top 8 authors were SF/F writers. The albums are all guitar-based, and so the songs are all guitar-based. I have no sub-genre of movies other than SF/F, and even still, there were another 5 that were virtually tied for #10.

I didn't include JRR Tolkien as a favorite author, the Lord of the Rings as a favorite book/series, nor any of the movies as a top ten favorite even for the SF/F subgenre. Why?
[shrug]
I'm not sure. They probably didn't miss my top ten by much...
But I just can't love the movies because of Hollywood: I find disgusting the hubris that a director can alter a timeless storyline in order to more closely adhere to his personal vision of what the story should have been. I hate that personal imagined visions of the story have been replaced by filmed CGI. When I went back and read the books, I realized that they aren't particularly well-written, actually. And I don't find anything else he's written other than the 4 books in the cycle to be worth my time.
I do realize that pretty much the entire fantasy genre is because of him and those books. But I still like Steven Brusts Jhereg and Roger Zelazny's Chronicles of Amber better.

Posted by: nathan at March 30, 2004 03:33 PM

I'm not a big Zelazny fan, but I think Steven Brust has done some amazing stuff. Jhereg is among his best, but I really enjoy his books.

As for Hawke the Slayer, I don't even remember that one. I might have to go look it up on imdb later.

Posted by: zombyboy at March 30, 2004 03:50 PM

Top Ten Pre-WWI Military Surplus Bolt-Action Rifles:
1) Swiss Schmidt-Rubin K-31 7.5x55mm
2) Swedish Carl Gustaf Mauser, 6.5x55mm
3) Argentine M91 Mauser, 7.65mm
4) British SMLE, .303
5) German/Persian/Czech M98 Mauser, 8x57mm
6) Spanish Civil Guardia Mauser, rechambered to .308 NATO
7) Austrian M95S, 8x56R
8) Russian Moison-Nagant M91/30, 7.62x54R
9) US Springfield, .30-06
10) Italian Carcano, 6.5x52mm

The list is mainly based on a three dimensional index of cost vs effectiveness vs enjoyment to shoot. The US Springfield rates so low simply because it's way too expensive to buy 'em these days, so I've never fired it.
The Italian Carcano is on there simply because I needed a rifle to round out the top 10. It could have as easily been a South American Mauser in 7mm or a Japanese 6.5mm rifle, but the Italian Carcano edged them out because it is a very loose and fast-working action, so you could get off more rounds. It's also got very light recoil and is better than its reputation would indicate for accuracy. Unfortunately, the bullet has little stopping power....

Posted by: nathan at March 30, 2004 03:59 PM

Oh, and after further thought, I realized I accidentally left off The Sword and the Sorcerer, which was another pretty decent 80s fantasy flick. I liked it better than Conan the Barbarian, at least. So it should probably supplant Hawk the Slayer, except that I am pretentious enough to want an entry in my top ten list that NO ONE has ever heard of.

Posted by: nathan at March 30, 2004 04:09 PM

I loved Conan the Barbarian--it almost made my SF/Fantasy list. Heheh.

Posted by: zombyboy at March 30, 2004 04:33 PM
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