You might be a South Park Republican if you...

*watch R-rated movies
*enjoy a few drinks at happy hour
*savor the navel of Britney Spears without guilt

The Wall Street Journal nails Wesley Clark today as joining Kerry in the use of obscenities in an attempt to attract young voters. While it's funny that Clark is quoted by AP as telling voters he's going to "kick the s*!t out of them," referring to anyone questioning his patriotism and military record, it's also embarrassing that our nation's most dignified political candidates keep thinking that F-Bombs will make them cool and likable.

The better part of the WSJ synopsis was the reference to the demographic called "South Park Republicans." This demographic is offered as the target of the Dems cussin'. It's a new term to me, so I read the article and was inspired to share it with others. Like the author, I've always been frustrated with the misguided idea of Republicans all being old, white, wealthy, conservative, close-minded men. The electorate is obviously more diverse than this stereotype, yet dems and liberals keep fighting this evil boogey man and republicans keep winning elections.

The WSJ blurb concludes, "One imagines Wes Clark as Eric Cartman, shouting, "Respect my authori-tah!" Somehow, though, something gets lost in the translation. What's cute for a fat cartoon eight-year-old seems somehow beneath the dignity of a 59-year-old military man."

Find out if you're a South Park Republican.