"Real Power Doesn't Crave the Spotlight"--OpinionEngine

Like Dick Gephardt's Lebanese political hitwoman Joyce Aboussie, I have not craved the spotlight, until now. I have long been the influential power behind ZombyBoy, choosing to anonymously coach and critique his blogging skills while silently eliminating anyone willing to oppose him. But now, after a year of waiting to hitch my wagon to his star, I've grown impatient and must now step into the spotlight and join forces with StumpJumper and ZombyBoy to propel ResurrectionSong to new heights. It's an early Christmas gift for ZombyBoy really.

Seriously, I'm honored and thankul that ZombyBoy trusts me enough to join the fun and post my own entries. In return for this honor, I promised one Oprah homage per month and no attacks on John Elway, Patrick Roy or Ronald Reagan.