resurrectionsong

November 19, 2003

I am an Asshat (StumpJumper)

I am also an idiot, an ass, a simpleton, small minded, nothing, a small fish, an asshole, a shit, a fuckface, a fuck, a fucker, a fuckwad, a fucktard, a dick, a jerk, a loudmouth, a troll, a bum, a loser, lame, stupid, dumb, foolish, assinine, worthless, a waste, no good, good for nothing, an imbecile, hateful, a fool, and not worth your time.

There, it's been said and now it's out of the way. The next time that I say something that pisses you off, which will probably be any minute now given the above description, you have no need to use the comments to insult me. This should leave you free to actually comment on the substance of my argument.

I apologize to those of you to whom this does not apply. You know who you are.

Posted by stumpjumper at November 19, 2003 09:17 AM | TrackBack

Comments

Funniest damned thing I'll probably read all day. And so appropriate, too...

Posted by: zombyboy at November 19, 2003 10:06 AM

Whoa, somebody buy this boy a beer...

Posted by: Jo at November 19, 2003 01:28 PM

Good one. Can I use that next time I piss someone off?

Posted by: SageOne at November 19, 2003 01:42 PM

Jo: Thank you, thank you very much. Any volunteers?

Sage: Not that I want to get involved in anything that doesn't concern me, mind you, but you are more than welcome to borrow this should, hypothetically speaking of course, it ever be applicable.

Posted by: StumpJumper at November 19, 2003 01:53 PM

hey, me too.

Posted by: Geoffrey at November 19, 2003 06:15 PM

Can I insult you gratuitously?

Posted by: sama at November 19, 2003 07:20 PM

Absolutely!

Posted by: StumpJumper at November 19, 2003 10:01 PM

Drop me a line if you ever wanna be insulted in Spanish.

Posted by: Val Prieto at November 20, 2003 06:15 AM

Wow...are YOU gonna get some Goggle hits, bwahahaha!

Posted by: Laura at November 20, 2003 07:01 AM

That is AWESOME!

Did you hear that I'm a semi-coherent pyschopath?

I'm stumped on the semi-coherent part though...

Posted by: Rosemary Esmay at December 6, 2003 09:26 PM

Jeez. How can I take you seriously?

Now if you would fess up to being a Nazi, a Stalinist, a control freak, and a rightwing liberal bedwetter, maybe we could talk. As it is, I think you still don't quite appreciate just how awful and utterly wrongminded you truly are.

Posted by: Dean Esmay at December 7, 2003 04:55 AM