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September 29, 2003

You'd Have Thought He'd Rather Play for the Devils

The headline read "Satan signs two-year deal with Sabres."

I expect the Buffalo Sabres to be diabolically good in the playoffs this year. Especially since the Avs failed in their bid to sign Jesus for the upcoming season.

Read the story.

Posted by zombyboy at September 29, 2003 04:34 PM | TrackBack

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Some of those lines are great as standalones:

The 28-year-old Satan, who was representing himself in contract negotiations, was unhappy with contract talks

We know how that worked out.

Satan, a restricted free agent forward, had 26 goals and a career-high 75 points for Buffalo last season.

Did the Sabres originally pick Satan up on waivers? I know his original team didn't want him anymore.

OK, I'm done now.

Posted by: mtpolitics at September 29, 2003 06:25 PM

I understand that several NHL teams have turned down opportunities to sign Allah, because, as everyone knows, he is player of peace.

Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop at September 29, 2003 07:39 PM