Allah: Whiny Blog-Deity

Allah has been increasingly cranky of late.

Allah is man enough to admit that yes, perhaps he is slightly bitter that even in Paradise among the shahids and mujahedeen this Elder of Zion [Instajew Instapundit] still has the most popular blog. Even fucking Osama has him blogrolled. When Allah asked him why, since the Jew's politics were completely contrary to his own, he was just like, "Can't fight City Hall." Which, needless to say, is not a sentiment Allah ever expected to hear from the captain of his varsity jihad team. Allah hopes you choke on that Instalanche, you sell-out bitch.

Damn, that's a lot of whining for someone who just got this mention in The Hill.

Big ol' hat tip to Jo for noticing the story.

Posted by zombyboy at September 18, 2003 03:27 PM | TrackBack