resurrectionsong

September 07, 2003

Allah Watch, Day 10

Bad deity, bad, bad!

"Allah, last night I had a dream. I dreamed I was walking along the beach with you. Across the sky flashed scenes from my life. During each scene I saw two sets of footprints in the sand: One belonging to me, the other to you. But I saw that during the last, most desperate scene of my life, there was only one set of footprints. Allah! You swore that once I decided to follow you, you would never leave me. Why then, during this most troubling time, was there only one set of footprints?" Allah looked at him and smiled. "O glorious mujahid, I love you and would never leave you. During your time of trial and suffering, when you saw only one set of footprints, it was because the bomb you detonated on that bus blew your fucking feet off. Those footprints you saw were Allah's as he walked around the beach scooping pieces of you into Glad bags."

Now be nice or we'll FedEx you some pork products.

Posted by zombyboy at September 7, 2003 08:13 PM | TrackBack

Comments

I admit it. I laughed. I have a very sick sense of humor. Or so I'm told.

And didja get a load of the several jillion comments over at LGF? Holy -- uh -- nevermind. You know what I mean.

I still want to know the smart-ass responsible.

Any ideas?

Posted by: margi at September 7, 2003 08:21 PM

No idea, but it's the best thing since Puce. I've been laughing my butt off all week.

When he called Acidman "Yosemite Semite", I just cracked the hell up...

Posted by: zombyboy at September 7, 2003 08:23 PM

Me too.

But, I wonder. . .He?? Maybe Allah's alter-ego is female.

Oooh. Color me an infidel. Bah hah ha.

Posted by: margi at September 7, 2003 09:15 PM

Hey, good point.

Not that you mention it...

Except for the "funny in the pants" comments about a few female bloggers.

Of course, Allah could be a lesbian.

Hmmm.

Posted by: zombyboy at September 7, 2003 09:23 PM