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August 29, 2003

I, Zomby...

Via Rob Sama, I bring you the Zomby War Cry!

I'm still a little iffy about the whole "jeweled meat hammer" concept, though...

Posted by zombyboy at August 29, 2003 10:25 AM | TrackBack

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Skulking on the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Nepenthe! And he gives a mighty howl:

"For the love of carnage and discord, skulls will be fucked for Satan!!"

Posted by: Kevin White at August 29, 2003 11:02 AM

Wow, yours is way more intimidating than mine. I got ripped off.

Posted by: zombyboy at August 29, 2003 11:16 AM

jeweled meat hammer

Dude. Do NOT make me go into specifics. There is NOTHING iffy about it.

Posted by: StumpJumper at August 29, 2003 11:48 AM

Damn, if a blog could blush...

Posted by: zombyboy at August 29, 2003 11:55 AM

I am going to pretend they meant "cleaver".

Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Jo at August 29, 2003 03:26 PM

I have chainsaw hand extensions, and my war cry is "I'm going to hump you into a fine spicy powder, and throw you out the airplane door!"

They know me so well.

Posted by: McGehee at August 30, 2003 03:37 AM

I'm with StumpJumper on that one; the silly program couldn't have called it better. So I'm told.

Posted by: andy at August 30, 2003 12:45 PM

Good work. This was too cool to pass up. Until today, I've just been walking through life saying hello to people, maybe a "what's up or how's it hangin', but now I have a battle cry and, I too have been blessed with a jeweled meat hammer. That's good, right? I'm thinking about removing the Zang! from my intro though because it's too 60s Batman like. Here me roar!

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Zang! Who is that, rampaging on the plains! It is Opinion Engine, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"

Posted by: Opinion Engine at August 30, 2003 02:37 PM

I'm having visions of Opinion Engine "clutching" ZombyBoy's "jeweled meat hammer" and I'm afraid. Very afraid.

Posted by: StumpJumper at August 31, 2003 05:31 AM

Hey, nobody here is authorized to clutch my jeweled meat hammer except me.

Damnit.

Posted by: zombyboy at August 31, 2003 02:38 PM

I like Gorillaz.....Uh....yeah. I want your souls...and....and some candy too!Mua Ha ha.........Ha. do do do do do... E-MAIL ME FREAKS!!!

Posted by: Craggwhosfeelsfuzzy at April 2, 2004 06:59 AM

I like Gorillaz.....Uh....yeah. I want your souls...and....and some candy too!Mua Ha ha.........Ha. do do do do do... E-MAIL ME FREAKS!!!

Posted by: Craggwhosfeelsfuzzy at April 2, 2004 06:59 AM