Five Pointless Questions for BHMatt

This is the last of the questions, the last of the mini-interview meme that swept the blogosphere last week and made hundreds of bloggers instant sub-celebrities. Or something.

These questions are for my very own Blogfather (although he still doesn't know who the mother is...)

1. Idi Amin: evil tyrant or misunderstood, visionary barbecue cook? Discuss.
   
2. How did you meet Beth? I forgot to ask at the shindig...
   
3. How many seashells could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck seashells by the seashore?
   
4. In the blogosphere, who forms your own personal Axis of Evil?
   
5. More frightening: Oompa Loompas or the "Little People" from Wizard of Oz?
   
6. And your bonus question, because it became kind of a tradition around here. And because you'd whine if you didn't get one. I'm buying, what are you drinkin'?