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Looking for a not-quite-unique-but-still-unusual way to leave your lover? The Guardian has some of the absolute best break-up methodologies ever.

6. Billy Bob Thornton

Ended his co-habiting relationship with fellow actor Laura Dern by marrying Angelina Jolie. "I left our home to work on a movie and, while I was away, my boyfriend got married and I've never heard from him again," she explained. Had less geo-political ramifications than the Cleopatra-Antonius-Octavia triangle, but probably sold more newspapers.

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