The closest a woman's intelligence can get to a man is the space between her brain and the tip of your cock in her throat.

Ah, yes, I knew I could count on Hector to share some "wisdom" with us...

Q: What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?

A: Einstein's dick.

I'm surprised there aren't any women standing up for woman-kind here. Damnit, women, I'm disappointed in you.

Why is "a woman's work never done"? Because she's always waiting for her husband to do it for her.

Heh. Ironically, I just got this email:

Q. How are men like television commercials?
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.

Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?
A: It's too little to be out alone.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
A: The man.

Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A: So they can think with an open mind.

Q: What can Life Savers do that man can't?
A: Come in five flavors. [Huh? - C]

Q: How is a penis like fishing?
A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss all three.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He is breathing.

Somehow, I feel better...

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